Just where you want to be this year, Capricorn, with that heart of yours all super-wide open... << MORE >>

Sag, if you're anything like me, you do just fine with surprises... << MORE >>

Scorpio, you could very well hit a jackpot somewhere this year. << MORE >>

And Libra's card makes it clear that Virgos aren't going to be attending a poop party or two alone this year. Speaking of 'clear'... << MORE >>

It would seriously be wise for folks not to f*ck with you this year but, unfortunately, I cannot promise smooth sailing, Virgo. On the bright side, there are levels to the variations of how people might choose to f*ck with you, and we can get a little specific on the "who" part as well... << MORE >>

Totally a year of exterior changes and updates for you, Leo. But, wait, aren't you perfect just the way you are? Ah, not really. However, don't worry-- no one else is perfect either...<< MORE >>

If we don't like certain answers or feedback, folks, we shouldn't pose certain questions or topics. And if we're gonna deem ourselves "helpers" or "charitable" or "generous" or "compassionate" or "divine" while on this planet, can we please help others regardless of their races and cultures and whatever it is they can do for us (see also: without strings attached)? Otherwise, call yourselves as you are: "selective helpers" and "in-it-for-me" types, not "unifying forces" (my ass). On to Cancer and the Reversed Sword... << MORE >>

OK, "Gemini and The Pig" is really funny. As an aside note, it should be clear by now that I don't care if you guys prefer long detailed forecasts or short half-assed/I've-gotta-run-to-the-bathroom forecasts. I write whatever "comes in", and I tend to be thorough. I'd add 'take it or leave it' but the stats report tells me y'all are just fine with what I'm putting out there. Sooo I'm not minding any blogosphere hatred from constipated folks. Anyway, on to Gemini... << MORE >>

Day 2. For no reason at all, I'm letting y'all know I've picked mostly decent cards for 2012. And, no, I'm not doing any card translations. << MORE >>

I've been enjoying the holiday season (see also: time off). But it's nice to be back... especially for the next 12 days. Some of you will want to rip me a new one when all is posted and done but, eh, story of my life. And, well, I've a thick skin so there. *Happy new year!* << MORE >>